Friday Spam - Lirialia's Blue Oyster Bar

[Varl]

holy moly, guess I'll go to '70!

[Varl]

w00t page 59.

[Varl]

I'm tired, just one more and I'll go to bed!

[Varl]

gn8!

[explosion]

Well, I just have 2 porn windows open Maybe you should close some and just leav 2 open like me.

here blah doenst lag!

[*CCCP*]

here blah doenst lag!


OMG your inside the reactor room of billy-chan servers O.io

[explosion]

OMG your inside the reactor room of billy-chan servers O.io

haha maybe!

[Shuu]

I'm inside Billy

[explosion]

I'm inside Billy

gay.

I WANT A MOSCATEL!

[*CCCP*]

Good morning fellow L2blah-warriors.

[basn]

Godday! :E

[Disorder]

goodmorning :o

[X2SHAEX]

friday!
dizjoke loves the whole package.

http://www.radswiki.net/main/images/thumb/0/0e/Large-dildo-001.jpg/600px-Large-dildo-001.jpg

[Cebas]

lol

[Mertian]

rofl

[Varl]

Hey Blah, I smell some serious spam incoming during this epic friday!
Well, I just have 2 porn windows open Maybe you should close some and just leav 2 open like me.

here blah doenst lag!

Man soll ja nicht von sich auf andere schliessen :dwm_happy

[Varl]

Spring's incoming, weather's good over here!

[*CCCP*]

Teens incoming


http://i44.tinypic.com/24cv7ld.jpg

[Jeremia]

faking underage p0rn Oo

[explosion]

Hey Blah, I smell some serious spam incoming during this epic friday!


Man soll ja nicht von sich auf andere schliessen :dwm_happy

lol, warum denn nicht? :hf_mad: :dwm_happy

[*CCCP*]

faking underage p0rn Oo


HAHAOMGLOL your so busted if you know how real underage pr0n looks like :p

[Varl]

Looks like I made a wrong assumption.
No one's spamming :(

[Ech]

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

[Mertian]

ehrm......ok?

[Jeremia]

Happy Friday )