Friday Spam - Lirialia's Blue Oyster Bar

[EbleesTeon]

hello

[zauliuz]

good morning :)

[Viover]

aloha

[Jeremia]

bye

[deg]

You lazy ass mods will have to merge this shit later. :P Anyways I just wanted to say that one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


Have a great weekend, CHEERS!

[Helepolis]

Cool story bro. Therefor I am merging + opening this thread.

[Oldirty]

Iam in your friday spam destroying your thread:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/139446-1/Snoteater.gif? (http://4gifs.com)

[deg]

First I thought it was left-over-mustard from a hot dog, tho I'm starting to doubt.

[Oldirty]

Ironwoman approves!

http://bookofjesus.org/images/l5l97om1wtdkkd1pxpoa.jpg (http://bookofjesus.org/)

[Helepolis]

That is pretty gross Oldirty =[ I am dissapointed in you.

[Oldirty]

That is pretty gross Oldirty =[ I am dissapointed in you.

its fake anyways ! she really isnt ironwoman !







^^well the snot thing is fake anyways

[NiNi]

morning

[Viover]

Saturday Spam ftw

[*CCCP*]

I wish it could be Friday all weekend.

[Jeremia]

again :O

[Viover]

first

[yude*]

nini!

[FailureOps]

nunu! about to.....











SPAM

[Jeremia]

death thread is death

[*CCCP*]

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[Mertian]

oh almost forgot about this thread, but i like it

[Mertian]

nananananana

[Lirialia]

Hello xD

[Augustina]

http://www.gbvandervalk.com/images/weekend.jpg

[Viover]

hi boys and girls!