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limepro
10-26-2005, 09:40 PM
my friend is going out with a girl and her uncle to make a living gambles and sells blackmarket stuff well him and his girlfriend had a baby and after the birth he started losing all his bets so they sent the baby to live with the grandparents well the guys started winning again. the grandmother couldnt take the child anymore so she gave it back to its parents wherein the guys started losing his bets again so now the kid is up for adoption lol

same guy was married way before this and 2 daughters well his wife cheated on him so he kicked her out a couple months later she wanted to be back with him so he said only if you shave your head so she did and he kicked the bitch out anyway

those damn mean asians lol
FlyZ
10-26-2005, 09:41 PM
periods and commas are you friend.
limepro
10-26-2005, 09:42 PM
periods and commas are you friend.

they never have been and never will be :( they hit me in the head
Cupid
10-27-2005, 12:20 AM
my friend is going out with a girl and her uncle to make a living gambles and sells blackmarket stuff well him and his girlfriend had a baby and after the birth he started losing all his bets so they sent the baby to live with the grandparents well the guys started winning again. the grandmother couldnt take the child anymore so she gave it back to its parents wherein the guys started losing his bets again so now the kid is up for adoption lol

same guy was married way before this and 2 daughters well his wife cheated on him so he kicked her out a couple months later she wanted to be back with him so he said only if you shave your head so she did and he kicked the bitch out anyway

those damn mean asians lol

aww *tear*



.....Not
Stemo
10-27-2005, 01:24 AM
uhhhhh....true story about me...One day on a insane stoned journey i jumped into the back of a krispy kream truck and "borrowed" about 5 boxes of dounuts
BlackWillow
10-27-2005, 09:00 PM
lime pro is kinda like me

me and english got into a fight in the second grade we never made up so it failed me every YR
helot
10-29-2005, 02:45 PM
on friday this kid was talking shit to me, so I beat him up. Now he wants to fight me and he's just going to messed up again.

True story
tufts
11-04-2005, 10:12 AM
i once found a £20 note on the side of the road..
xswiftdeathx
11-07-2005, 03:29 AM
this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up this chicks.....
oradii
11-07-2005, 11:27 AM
my friend is going out with a girl and her uncle to make a living gambles and sells blackmarket stuff well him and his girlfriend had a baby and after the birth he started losing all his bets so they sent the baby to live with the grandparents well the guys started winning again. the grandmother couldnt take the child anymore so she gave it back to its parents wherein the guys started losing his bets again so now the kid is up for adoption lol

same guy was married way before this and 2 daughters well his wife cheated on him so he kicked her out a couple months later she wanted to be back with him so he said only if you shave your head so she did and he kicked the bitch out anyway

those damn mean asians loluse punctuation you fucking retard, stop playing videogames and go study.
hellpole
11-27-2005, 09:50 AM
lol.... That is sad... But it just shows how mean peaple can be to each other
n1ck
11-30-2005, 09:08 PM
uhhhhh....true story about me...One day on a insane stoned journey i jumped into the back of a krispy kream truck and "borrowed" about 5 boxes of dounuts


hahahahahahaha thats great if it really is true!!! hahahhahah :ef_happy: :ef_happy: :hm_happy: :hm_happy: :dwm_happy