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kiranya
12-23-2005, 10:14 PM
Your one stop shot. (http://hitman.us/in_01.html)

God I hope this is a joke. Found this on www.fazed.net :)

kiranya
12-23-2005, 11:39 PM
:grin:

Deathspawner
12-23-2005, 11:45 PM
I don't know what's more brutal, Sesshomaru or that site.

That site is seriously whacked though... it can't be real. Hell, it could be a site run by cops to catch people.

kiranya
12-23-2005, 11:50 PM
Hi all - have ye met Libo? :grin:

Libo
12-24-2005, 02:03 AM
Hi, I am Libo.

Null
12-24-2005, 03:19 AM
if i get arrested in the next week we will know its cops....if my old math teacher gets killed well then...

billy
12-24-2005, 05:41 AM
Our basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses). A basic contract includes a simple killing that is traditionally accomplished by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol. Typically the mark doesn't even feel a thing. We use Glaser Safety Slugs that ensure a guaranteed kill, by exploding and fragmenting inside the brain. Thanks to the small caliber pistol the entry wound is extremely small; sometimes the external damage is so minimal that the entry wound can completely be covered by the hair and is often not immediately apparent to a medical examiner that doesn't know right away what cause of death to look for. Typically, there is no exit wound. Furthermore, we use untraceable, first-time-use weapons.

THAT'S THE LAST TIME ANY OF YOU GUYS ASK ME TO BE A MOD.

astinus
12-24-2005, 02:21 PM
I guess ordering a hit requires a deposit?

Q: What happens if I change my mind after I've already sent my deposit?
A: Your deposit is a commitment... to pay-out the remaining balance. Should you fail to settle your outstanding balance by the agreed-upon time, we carry out a second hit, free of charge.

ROFL

helot
12-24-2005, 03:35 PM
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4900/omgbabies0eu.jpg

Holy shit

kiranya
12-24-2005, 03:41 PM
Found on babycage.net:

"Be sure to ask us about our new electric confinement solutions!"

Geezes :grin:

Karupt
12-25-2005, 10:20 PM
Stupid bitch, go raise more fuckin wolfs.

wolves*

kc.
12-26-2005, 01:24 AM
wow thats fucking nice

...
12-26-2005, 09:34 AM
HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
*haha*