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12-23-2005, 10:14 PM
Your one stop shot. (http://hitman.us/in_01.html)
God I hope this is a joke. Found this on www.fazed.net :)
12-23-2005, 11:39 PM
12-23-2005, 11:45 PM
I don't know what's more brutal, Sesshomaru or that site.
That site is seriously whacked though... it can't be real. Hell, it could be a site run by cops to catch people.
12-23-2005, 11:50 PM
Hi all - have ye met Libo? :grin:
if i get arrested in the next week we will know its cops....if my old math teacher gets killed well then...
12-24-2005, 05:41 AM
Our basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses). A basic contract includes a simple killing that is traditionally accomplished by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol. Typically the mark doesn't even feel a thing. We use Glaser Safety Slugs that ensure a guaranteed kill, by exploding and fragmenting inside the brain. Thanks to the small caliber pistol the entry wound is extremely small; sometimes the external damage is so minimal that the entry wound can completely be covered by the hair and is often not immediately apparent to a medical examiner that doesn't know right away what cause of death to look for. Typically, there is no exit wound. Furthermore, we use untraceable, first-time-use weapons.
THAT'S THE LAST TIME ANY OF YOU GUYS ASK ME TO BE A MOD.
12-24-2005, 02:21 PM
I guess ordering a hit requires a deposit?
Q: What happens if I change my mind after I've already sent my deposit?
A: Your deposit is a commitment... to pay-out the remaining balance. Should you fail to settle your outstanding balance by the agreed-upon time, we carry out a second hit, free of charge.
12-24-2005, 03:35 PM
12-24-2005, 03:41 PM
Found on babycage.net:
"Be sure to ask us about our new electric confinement solutions!"
12-25-2005, 10:20 PM
Stupid bitch, go raise more fuckin wolfs.
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