sexyhex
07-14-2005, 05:48 AM
Year after year we Americans keep getting reminded to stay in shape? Eat right? Exercise daily? But guess what? In the end our worrying causes us to indulge even more!. And every year we get fatter..
*1/6 of Americans are considered clinically obese (That’s 50million people)
*Average life expectancy of an obese male/female - 25-50 yrs old!
*Tell me when was the last time you seen a fat person over 100? never!
*Obesity causes regret
*Obesity causes impotence
*Obesity causes hate
*Obesity KILLS!
But what we are failing to acknowledge is to Masturbate! Masturbation may seem like a taboo, opposed in many religions as symbols of perversion and have been known to cause blindness! All of this is in fact counterfactual lies! Lies build up on top of more lies! Instead of falling for another commercial weight loss gadget consider Masturbation!
Here are some benefit’s to masturbation:
*Relieves stress
*Helps insomnia
*Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections
*Releases mood elevating hormones which increases mental power and thinking capability
*Reduces spontaneous erections
*Increases Metabolism which helps your burn fat at a higher rate (Remember the general rule the more the merrier).
*Enables you to sexually function better when having sex with partner
*Increases Self-Esteem
*Gives a natural high during climax which no drug can do without any harmful side effects!
*Longer life expectancy
Common FAQS
"Hexer masturbation isn't "real sex" and only losers masturbate." - gafaton
Just not true. According to some sexuality experts people who masturbate tend to function better sexually when with a partner since they know their own body and have fulfilled sexual expression. - hexer
If you masturbate you will go blind or bald or get acne or hair on your hands -- or lots of other anomalies. - zelaton
None of these have any basis in truth. - hexer
People in relationships or married don't masturbate. - bizzare
Wrong again. (Many couples masturbate mutually). - hexer
"Masturbation will stunt your growth" - moggert
Nice try, but wrong again. - hexer
“If you masturbate you'll never be able to have children” - miche
I get this question as an e-mail often, this is just not true, who started this myth? If that was true none of us would be on this planet. - hexer
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Masturbation also promotes muscle growth! <3
Here are some pictures of me! As you see I don't have time to work out, considering I have to work, grind, and spend time with nagging girlfriend... So how do I fit it into my schedule? You guessed it.. Masturbation..
~ Most important tool, my forearm ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~ Burn Baby Burn... ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~ Hard work pays off.. ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~ Utterly Uncomprehendible ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
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For more pics visit me at http://www.myspace.com/sexyhexy &
Please make sure you sign my comments!
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*1/6 of Americans are considered clinically obese (That’s 50million people)
*Average life expectancy of an obese male/female - 25-50 yrs old!
*Tell me when was the last time you seen a fat person over 100? never!
*Obesity causes regret
*Obesity causes impotence
*Obesity causes hate
*Obesity KILLS!
But what we are failing to acknowledge is to Masturbate! Masturbation may seem like a taboo, opposed in many religions as symbols of perversion and have been known to cause blindness! All of this is in fact counterfactual lies! Lies build up on top of more lies! Instead of falling for another commercial weight loss gadget consider Masturbation!
Here are some benefit’s to masturbation:
*Relieves stress
*Helps insomnia
*Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections
*Releases mood elevating hormones which increases mental power and thinking capability
*Reduces spontaneous erections
*Increases Metabolism which helps your burn fat at a higher rate (Remember the general rule the more the merrier).
*Enables you to sexually function better when having sex with partner
*Increases Self-Esteem
*Gives a natural high during climax which no drug can do without any harmful side effects!
*Longer life expectancy
Common FAQS
"Hexer masturbation isn't "real sex" and only losers masturbate." - gafaton
Just not true. According to some sexuality experts people who masturbate tend to function better sexually when with a partner since they know their own body and have fulfilled sexual expression. - hexer
If you masturbate you will go blind or bald or get acne or hair on your hands -- or lots of other anomalies. - zelaton
None of these have any basis in truth. - hexer
People in relationships or married don't masturbate. - bizzare
Wrong again. (Many couples masturbate mutually). - hexer
"Masturbation will stunt your growth" - moggert
Nice try, but wrong again. - hexer
“If you masturbate you'll never be able to have children” - miche
I get this question as an e-mail often, this is just not true, who started this myth? If that was true none of us would be on this planet. - hexer
===========
Masturbation also promotes muscle growth! <3
Here are some pictures of me! As you see I don't have time to work out, considering I have to work, grind, and spend time with nagging girlfriend... So how do I fit it into my schedule? You guessed it.. Masturbation..
~ Most important tool, my forearm ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~ Burn Baby Burn... ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~ Hard work pays off.. ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~ Utterly Uncomprehendible ~
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...=20050714014325
~~~~~~~~~~~~
For more pics visit me at http://www.myspace.com/sexyhexy &
Please make sure you sign my comments!
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