My life is over. I'm f***ed!!

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!! copy'd this from Siegehart forums I think O_o

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

Rly lol.. heres the proof! :P http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

[Dexstar]

I call bs

[A Global Threat]

Rly lol.. heres the proof! :P http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

Whats even gayier than that? Browsing any website with anything about Body Building on the site, or in the URL.

By george, I think you fit the profile, Nancy! Well, my advice: Just own it, covergirl.

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

I call bs
who knows.. shit happens ><

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

Whats even gayier than that? Browsing any website with anything about Body Building on the site, or in the URL.

By george, I think you fit the profile, Nancy! Well, my advice: Just own it, covergirl.wasent me, found this on Siegehart forums

[Mertian]

lie!

[A Global Threat]

wasent me, found this on Siegehart forums

Spurt excuses all you'd like to, you went to a site with "Body Building" in the URL on your own free will. Unless you're going to claim to be a firm believer in Determinism, you've got nothing to cover you.

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

Spurt excuses all you'd like to, you went to a site with "Body Building" in the URL on your own free will. Unless you're going to claim to be a firm believer in Determinism, you've got nothing to cover you.well.. I copied exactly what it said on Seighart forums and I thought ppl think that I made this up so I posted the originaly link and that was the body builder link, like I care? umm.. no

[A Global Threat]

Of course you don't care, you're finally owning your homosexuality and need to look at other men naked and/or scantily clad.

[deg]

who has a wife, and never tasted alcohol before o.0

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

who has a wife, and never tasted alcohol before o.0there is ppl out there..

[Vertex]

wow lol

[small]

listen children get drunk before you get married. and if you get drunka nd screw around on your wife make sure it is with a CHICK for the love of god...

[bayard]

lol his friend is gay!!!

[LastJedi]

his friend is not gay, a mouth is a mouth. but the sucka is.... he just need to come out the cloest and be gay. when is the last time a straight guy got drunk and wanted to suck another guy's dick, hahahaha.

[Pooch]

I loled irl.

[Jonne]

He should start off with the good news:
"Honey, I swear to God, I did not cheat on you with another woman"

[HapIo]

PWNT. JUST WTF PWNT!

LOL'ED

[WTFNAMEOMGLOL?]

I loled irl.
same.. :of_happy:

[Icorus]

i cud never be so drunk id put some guys jimmy into a mouth.

[Elajalon]

He thinks he is fooked now, just wait till it shows up on youtube.

[Kilgore]

http://www.fragtek.com/pix/owned_poop.jpg

[collin]

lol

[Gerith]

PWNT. JUST WTF PWNT!

LOL'ED


nothing more needs to be said.