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[Illusional]

Alright, so the other day I was on a bus, k? no big deal. So anyways, this big family of fat hawaiians get on, and sit in the way back, when all the seats on the bus are empty. This wouldn't be a big deal aside from the fact that I, Illusional, was sitting in the middle seat in the back row of the bus. So anyways, I just moved down to a window seat, and the family scoots in. A few minutes go by and then the dad spills his BIG GULP slurpy all over my brand new jeans. So I was just like 'FUCK!'. Then the father goes 'What did you just say? Listen punk, don't you dare swear in front of my kids!'. Meanwhile, his two fat kids are attentively reading the most recently released harry potter novel. So anyways, I told the fat fuck hawaiian to 'Shut your fucking mouth'. At this point, this guy looks ready to fight. But instead, that fat shit wusses out and pulls the cord on the bus. On the way out, the guy gives me the finger, and tells me to learn some manners. So I told him 'Hey tubby, tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606'. At that point, the girl, who must've been 13 atleast, bursted out into tears. Man I hate public buses.

[cip]

Can I have what you are smoking?

[Illusional]

Hawaiian fumes.
Polynesian scum.

[hoochy]

I get it!! You think someone is going to care about your life.

[Illusional]

Goooood one.
Go to bed bitch.

[RTD]

Lol Illusional your posts crack me up. Sorry you got owned on the bus.

Ewoks.... UNITE!

[Execurio]

that was pretty fucking funny

[Kularus]

bummer.

[Execurio]

ps slurpees don't come in big gulp cups.
there are seperate cups/sizes for the slurpees and drinks.

[SillySlut]

omg slurpees do come in big gulps coz i get them allllll the time im the queen of slurpees ok that sounded bad lol +++ 7 11 oh and btw illusional great storyyyyy! <3 include me n yer next movie ok :D lol

[SillySlut]

omg hi hi ihop :D

[Execurio]

omg slurpees do come in big gulps coz i get them allllll the time im the queen of slurpees ok that sounded bad lol +++ 7 11 oh and btw illusional great storyyyyy! <3 include me n yer next movie ok :D lol

i work at 7-11!

[SillySlut]

well i always get slurpees however i want them coz i m a usual customer ! lol i like the gully washer the best frawg is good 2 tho lol

[OmoiKani]

omg slurpees do come in big gulps coz i get them allllll the time im the queen of slurpees ok that sounded bad lol +++ 7 11 oh and btw illusional great storyyyyy! <3 include me n yer next movie ok :D lol

Come here queenie.. I gotz some slurpy for ya ;)

[MissAllSunday]

where is the video?

[Dexstar]

Learn to drive?

[shadowgate]

Screenshot or it never happend

[dougness]

omg slurpees do come in big gulps coz i get them allllll the time im the queen of slurpees ok that sounded bad lol +++ 7 11 oh and btw illusional great storyyyyy! <3 include me n yer next movie ok :D lol

i have some home videos you could star in if you don't tell travis :/ lols

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[Illusional]

It never happened.

[SimonTheMime]

No shit?

[Cycon]

Hilarious....oh man that was good.

[SimonTheMime]

No it wasn't. The guy's a mediocre, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-hardass Maddox wannabe. The name Delusional fits him much better.

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[Hyakku]

That was actually pretty funny. Man though, Dumbledore dying sucked. Yes, I like Harry Potter, FLAME ME!

[helot]

No it wasn't. The guy's a mediocre, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-hardass Maddox wannabe. The name Delusional fits him much better.

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It was funny though