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Medicalelf
08-22-2005, 02:22 PM
your Pronunciation: y&r, 'yur, 'yOr, 'yor
a possessive adjective.
as in, I'd love to see your beautiful C***. you're Pronunciation: y&r, 'yur, 'yOr, 'yor
a contraction of 'you' and 'are'.
as in, Were you aware you're biting my beautiful c***? definitely

Main Entry: def·i·nite
Function: adverb
Pronunciation: 'de-f&-nit, 'def-n&t
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin definitus, past participle of definire
Date: 1553
1 : having distinct or certain limits.
2 a : free of all ambiguity, uncertainty, or obscurity. b : UNQUESTIONABLE, DECIDED.
so, when used as an adverb.
as in, I definitely don't want me no ugly chicks.

definately does not exist. not a word. you know you're a redneck if...

there Pronunciation: '[th]ar, '[th]er
Function: adverb
in or at that place -- often used interjectionally.
as in, Where is my dildo? Over there!

their Pronunciation: [th]&r, '[th]er, '[th]ar
Function: adjective
of or relating to them or themselves especially as possessors, agents, or objects of an action.
as in, Their pad is da bomb!

they're Pronunciation: [th]&r, '[th]er
a contraction of 'they' and 'are.
as in, They're amazing c*** suckers!

its Pronunciation: 'its, &ts
Function: adjective
of or relating to it or itself especially as possessor, agent, or object of an action.
as in, That luscious tit has popped out of its boulder-holder!

it's a contraction of 'it' and 'is' or 'it' and 'has'.
as in, It's four a.m.! Where's my bra?

sense Pronunciation: 'sen(t)s
Function: noun
a meaning conveyed or intended.
as in, I sense you're standing on my p****.

sence does not exist. not a word. your mama was a redneck if...

cents
Pronunciation: 'sen(t)s
Function: noun
a monetary unit equal to 1/100 of a basic unit of value.
so, plural form
as in, I'm giving you my two cents!

to Pronunciation: t&, tu, 'tü
Function: preposition
1 a -- used as a function word to indicate movement or an action or condition suggestive of movement toward a place, person, or thing reached b -- used as a function word to indicate direction c -- used as a function word to indicate contact or proximity d (1) -- used as a function word to indicate the place or point that is the far limit (2) -- used as a function word to indicate the limit of extent e -- used as a function word to indicate relative position.
2 a -- used as a function word to indicate purpose, intention, tendency, result, or end b -- used as a function word to indicate the result of an action or a process.
3 -- used as a function word to indicate position or relation in time: as a : BEFOREb : TILL.
4 -- used as a function word to indicate addition, attachment, connection, belonging, possession, accompaniment, or response.
5 -- used as a function word (1) to indicate the extent or degree (as of completeness or accuracy) or the extent and result (as of an action or a condition) (2) to indicate the last or an intermediate point of a series.
6 a -- used as a function word (1) to indicate a relation to one that serves as a standard (2) to indicate similarity, correspondence, dissimilarity, or proportion b -- used as a function word to indicate agreement or conformity c -- used as a function word to indicate a proportion in terms of numbers or quantities.
7 a -- used as a function word (1) to indicate the application of an adjective or a noun (2) to indicate the relation of a verb to its complement or to a complementary element (3) to indicate the receiver of an action or the one for which something is done or exists and often used with a reflexive pronoun to indicate exclusiveness (as of possession) or separateness b -- used as a function word to indicate agency.
8 -- used as a function word to indicate that the following verb is an infinitive and often used by itself at the end of a clause in place of an infinitive suggested by the preceding context.
as in, So, you're here to play, huh?
OR
Function: adverb
Date: before 12th century
1 a -- used as a function word to indicate direction toward b : close to the wind 2 a : into contact especially with the frame -- used of a door or a window b -- used as a function word to indicate physical application or attachment
3 -- used as a function word to indicate application or attention
as in, ah... too literary to bother with. :)

two
Pronunciation: 'tü
Function: adjective
1 : being one more than one in number
2 : being the second -- used postpositively
as in, So I've only found two people to play, huh?
OR
Function: pronoun, plural in construction
1 : two countable individuals not specified
2 : a small approximate number of indicated things
as in, So the two of you want some noogie, huh?
OR
Function: noun
1: the second in a set or series
2: a 2-dollar bill
3: something having two units or members
as in, The two of spades is the lucky card. too Pronunciation: 'tü
Function: adverb
1 : BESIDES, ALSO
2 a : to an excessive degree : EXCESSIVELY b : to such a degree as to be regrettable c : VERY.
3 : SO.
as in, Ah-ha! So you want some noogie too!

Medicalelf
08-22-2005, 02:35 PM
pique Pronunciation: 'pEk

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): piqued; piqu·ing
1 : to arouse anger or resentment in.
2 a : to excite or arouse by a provocation, challenge, or rebuff. b : PRIDE.
as in, Those 48DD's definitely piqued my interest!

peek Pronunciation: 'pEk
Function: intransitive verb
1 a : to look furtively b : to peer through a crack or hole or from a place of concealment -- often used with in or out.
2 : to take a brief look : GLANCE.
as in, Can I have a peek at those 48DD's?

peak Pronunciation: 'pEk
Function: noun
1 : a pointed or projecting part of a garment; especially : the visor of a cap or hat.
2 : PROMONTORY.
3 : a sharp or pointed end.
4 a (1) : the top of a hill or mountain ending in a point (2) : a prominent mountain usually having a well-defined summit b : something resembling a mountain peak.
as in, Do those 48DD's have snow on their peaks?


dominant Pronunciation: -n&nt
Function: adjective
1 : commanding, controlling, or prevailing over all others
2 : overlooking and commanding from a superior position
3 : of, relating to, or exerting ecological or genetic dominance
4 : being the one of a pair of bodily structures that is the more effective or predominant in action
as in, I'm a dominant, in search of my submissive.
OR
Function: noun
1 : the fifth tone of a diatonic scale
2 a : a dominant genetic character or factor b : any of one or more kinds of organism (as a species) in an ecological community that exerts a controlling influence on the environment and thereby largely determines what other kinds of organisms are present c : a dominant individual in a social hierarchy.
as in, blah! next.

dominate Pronunciation: 'dä-m&-"nAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -nat·ed; -nat·ing
transitive senses
1 : RULE, CONTROL
2 : to exert the supreme determining or guiding influence on
3 : to overlook from a superior elevation or command because of superior height or position
4 : to have a commanding or preeminent place or position in
as in, My girlfriend loves to dominate me.
intransitive senses
1 : to have or exert mastery, control, or preeminence
2 : to occupy a more elevated or superior position
as in, This boy dominates.

discreet Pronunciation: di-'skrEt
Function: adjective
1 : having or showing discernment or good judgment in conduct and especially in speech : PRUDENT; especially : capable of preserving prudent silence.

discrete Pronunciation: dis-'krEt, 'dis-"
Function: adjective
1 : constituting a separate entity : individually distinct.
2 a : consisting of distinct or unconnected elements : NONCONTINUOUS b : taking on or having a finite or countably infinite number of values.
synonym see DISTINCT.

hint: you want the first one (discreet).
as in, My wife would prefer we keep this affair discreet.

losers
Main Entry: los·er
Pronunciation: 'lü-z&r
Function: noun
one that loses especially consistently.
so, plural form
as in, Losers get lost!

loosers
well.... 'nuf said. :)

of course
Function: idiom
1: following the ordinary way or procedure 2: as might be expected.
as in, Of course I have a 9' cock! Who doesn't, but some losers?!

of coarse
well, let's see. perhaps you'd like something between table salt and rock salt?

Cycon
08-22-2005, 06:30 PM
Why thank you for posting this. I cannot go to www.dictionary.com and get this same answer....i can't.

Medicalelf
08-23-2005, 01:27 PM
You're missing the point of this post, if you're not getting it then you'll never gonna get it, this is supposed to be true and funny lol

Cycon
08-23-2005, 06:17 PM
It wasn't funny at all. You were making fun of people who don't spell everything correctly on the internet. Big deal.

Medicalelf
08-23-2005, 06:31 PM
noooo that's not the point, well you obviously did'nt notice it, it's ok I don't wanna put some evil deeds in your young and innocent mind :D peace!

astinus
08-23-2005, 06:49 PM
It wasn't funny at all. You were making fun of people who don't spell everything correctly on the internet. Big deal.

I do that all the time.

SirunIsBack
08-23-2005, 10:19 PM
I do that all the time. Indeed. It's incredibly sexy.

Cycon
08-23-2005, 10:29 PM
You're missing the point of this post, if you're not getting it then you'll never gonna get it, this is supposed to be true and funny lol
There is no point. You are just posting common homonyms that people often mix up over the interweb. It's quite pointless and annoying.

Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 11:29 AM
doh whatever! annoying and pointless is part of the forums, can't really control what people have to express in the forum and people have different views on what is annoying and pointless.