Is this true?

[Medicalelf]

TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

[Maxxx]

jeez this has been posted like 500000 times now

[astinus]

what?

why is there a difference of a week+ between your reply and his?

[Minzell]

he bumped an old post and now we have both just done the same thing

[astinus]

yes but he's a mod...he should know better imo

[Maxxx]

interesting lol

this was at the top of the forum section

[megalomaniac]

in defense of Maxxx, it WAS on the top of the forum and I too thought "WTF, that one again?"... I didn't notice it's the same old post till you mentioned it astinus :)

[astinus]

I didnt see it at the top until I saw Maxxx's post in it. Does editing bump it to the top?

Drama++

[Minzell]

does someone actually casting a vote bump it?.... uh, I didn't vote and still not going to

[astinus]

Oh the suspense!

[Rhayde]

Voting bumps it

now let's let this horrible thread die and pretend it never existed :[

[astinus]

I agree Rhayde.

[Cycon]

I agree Rhayde.
I, Cycon, support this agreement.

[Hetzle]

I 1 shotted Maxxx's SR on sieghardt O.O

And someone should ban medi from off topic >.>

[astinus]

LAWL Conan attack!

[Cycon]

LAWL Conan attack!
I laughed at that for a while.

[Maxxx]

I 1 shotted Maxxx's SR on sieghardt O.O

And someone should ban medi from off topic >.>
did not

liar

[Hetzle]

did not

liar
You were at the derby track arena >.>

and http://www.ytmnd.com is one of the funniest sites ever made

[DragonSeeker]

Actually, it has been posted 10473892658743 times.

[astinus]

And to think this thread could have disappeared completely. Thank you ninja voter.

[Maxxx]

And to think this thread could have disappeared completely. Thank you ninja voter.

then quit posting in it