Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 02:21 PM
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreck havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
3)Tire-- Male, coz it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4)Hot Air Balloon--Male, bec. to get it to go anywhere, you ahve to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part
5) Sponges--Female, bec. they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) WebPage--Female, bec. it's always gettting hit on
7) Subway--Male, bec. it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
http://l2guru.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif Hourglass--Female, bec. overtime the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer-- Male, bec. it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control--Female....ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he does'nt always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreck havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
3)Tire-- Male, coz it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4)Hot Air Balloon--Male, bec. to get it to go anywhere, you ahve to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part
5) Sponges--Female, bec. they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) WebPage--Female, bec. it's always gettting hit on
7) Subway--Male, bec. it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
http://l2guru.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif Hourglass--Female, bec. overtime the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer-- Male, bec. it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control--Female....ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he does'nt always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying