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Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 02:21 PM
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreck havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

3)Tire-- Male, coz it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4)Hot Air Balloon--Male, bec. to get it to go anywhere, you ahve to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part

5) Sponges--Female, bec. they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) WebPage--Female, bec. it's always gettting hit on

7) Subway--Male, bec. it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

http://l2guru.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif Hourglass--Female, bec. overtime the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer-- Male, bec. it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control--Female....ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he does'nt always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

Maxxx
08-24-2005, 02:22 PM
why don't you just post all this stuff in 1 post?

Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 02:38 PM
it won't let me :/

Maxxx
08-24-2005, 02:43 PM
why not?

post it in the same thread

Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 03:16 PM
it say's I max out 10,000 something in 1 post :/

megalomaniac
08-24-2005, 04:14 PM
that's right - I tried to write an analysis of something once and when I tried to preview what I already wrote I got a "post too long" error message

however you could split all your jokes into different posts in the same thread, that'll work (or would have worked :o )

Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 04:40 PM
yah I'm gonna do that next time

Rhayde
08-24-2005, 05:41 PM
Just start a thread called "Medicalelf's lame unfunny email forwards" or something and reply to it every time you feel the need to post something

Medicalelf
08-24-2005, 06:14 PM
that's why I'm in the off topic section :P

Kohller
08-25-2005, 01:12 AM
hahahaha <3'd #8 ^^