AnonymousBeefy
06-16-2007, 06:02 AM
http://www.houstonist.com/2007/06/14/4_dead_after_su.php
1.Sneak out in the middle of the night (you're 12-17 years old)
2.Steal a car
3.Speed
4.Not notice OH HEY THERE IS A FREIGHT TRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD
5.Die
6.Have parents and grandparents berate the railroad, because clearly, it was the fault of the railroad that their kids were criminals, driving recklessly, and COULDN'T AVOID A STATIONARY TRAIN.
What the fuck is next? Drunk people suing the telephone company for hitting telephone poles, because they should be "softer" and have blinking lights on them?
I laffed alot - so true!
1.Sneak out in the middle of the night (you're 12-17 years old)
2.Steal a car
3.Speed
4.Not notice OH HEY THERE IS A FREIGHT TRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD
5.Die
6.Have parents and grandparents berate the railroad, because clearly, it was the fault of the railroad that their kids were criminals, driving recklessly, and COULDN'T AVOID A STATIONARY TRAIN.
What the fuck is next? Drunk people suing the telephone company for hitting telephone poles, because they should be "softer" and have blinking lights on them?
I laffed alot - so true!