09-01-2011, 05:27 AM
Horror Mist Ripper
Join Date: May 2007
How to earn money easy!
If you dont mind ripping of mentally challenged little kids, then by all means...keep on reading.
Here is how yall do:
1) Create a random lolserver(High rate ofc) with donations.
2) Create a forum and a homepage for your server
3) Announce it like there was no tomorrow.
4) Hype the shizzle out of it and create an advertise-event on your forum(trick the retarded kids with a nice reward for the winner)
5) GRAND OPENING! Be online as much as possible, bring some IRL friends and appoint them to GM's. Focus on fixing bugs and answere all class-related questions with: We are working on it, be patient. Pay attention to what the QQ-ers and the least experienced players has to say(That's the donators), nerf whatever they say is OP. Act like you really have a clue what you are talking about. Ban the players you feel are highly experienced at L2, they can sink your boat. Have a zero-tolerance to ppl at forums who says your a lousy GM, screw them...they dont donate anyway
6) Now, reduce your online time slightly. Tell ppl that just because they doesnt see you, doesnt mean you arent online.
7) Updates and changes, make some
keep this going, now you should have gained some cash from all them lolplayers.
9) When you feel you got enough cash to buy a new car, simply make an announcement at your forum, stating that bla bla bla and im sorry but i have to shut down the server.
10) Make a hastly retreat and give a fake msn/ts3/skype adress if anyone wants to have a chat with you.
Game set and match, rince and repeat..
Im LemonJizz at hopzone aswell, so i didnt steal the idea xD
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